darth vader

[val100]

How about you tell us ladies abit about yourself as you seem to lurk in the darkness (no not dark side) plus on your profile we can't see when you were last active on the site.

Why do I feel nervous about you??? Why do I feel you know more than you are letting on?

Tell us your story plse

[teacherman]

Val
Dont let it worry you - If its who you think it is he cant hurt you anymore and no one will bother anyway.

WE all care about you and thats all that counts.
Trust us - Especially me cos I know what your going through.
And if it does turn out to be who you think it is give me his address and I will get one of my pupils to run the sod over

Timbo

[val100]

No it isn't who I think it is at all. I know that much.
I am not worried just intrigued.

Curiosity killed the cat i know.

However if you have maniac pupils I coulds give you a list.

Thanks Tim,
can I have hosreradish with my beef please (beef very rare too please) ?

[teacherman]

Damn Forgot the horseradish - hope tescos is open
seen you soon

[val100]

YOU CANNOT CANNOT!!!! FORGET THE HORSERADISH. I will bring my own. Will you 2 push up on the bed too please Duvet hoggers.

Struggling today, wasn't going to admit it, I miss the Bolllocks, he makes me so angry he has hurt me so much my guilt is as raw as ever and I need a hug from him. BUGGER BUGGER BUGGER I said I wasn't going to let this happen. Why when I sleep is he there at the moment?
Sorry wrecking your day

I will be fine X

[teacherman]

Hi Val
I got the horseradish so no problems there - Funny what you say in the above post about when you sleep this has just happened to me (see Ahhhhhhhh thread).

As for pushing up on the bed and hogging the duvet you know there will always be room for you and the others and I would buy some extra duvets.

Hey maybe thats something we should do - Pyjama party - Let go of all our baggage and just have a damm good laugh. You cant be all serious when your dressed in your PJ's
I could wear my bunny rabbit slippers that the kids bought me (strange how we always get back to bunnys)

PJ Party couple of games of spin the bottle, Pillow fights,Rabbits, my imaginations running away with me again.

Keep on smiling - I will be here to brighten up your day with smut and innuendo if required.

Love and Kisses
Tim

[teacherman]

Every little bunny
Has a habit that is funny.

It doesn't matter where he goes
He always wrinkles up his nose.


He He

[lonelylass]

Hark at Chaz n Dave!!

Yep, yep, rabbit rabbit, yep yep.:)

[val100]

Oh you guys Rock !!!!!!!

You do make me laugh.

Hey have we scared off Darth Vader???

The sun is shinning here today, I am going to beat my blues and am going to laugh my socks off at some point.

I just bought the best pair of pjs so I am in for that party.

I hope you all are doing ok.

Love you guys

[tia1500]

I have my pjs ready can i join
hope all well
:D

[teacherman]

Its bloody throwing it down here:eek::eek:
But I will look forward to the party.

Suppose I had better warm the bunny slippers up (he He)

:D:D:D

[tia1500]

Hi studman
Raining here aswell how are things with lady friend . Been keeping up with threads your nitemare about ex may be last part of her moving out of your mind
Hope things are well:D

[teacherman]

Hi Tia
Sorry for delay had to nip out and teach a young lady how to drive.
Things are going really well at the moment and as I have said before, each day just gets better.

The nightmare was a bit of a worrying one but think you are probably right. Maybe now I can move on in peace.

[nik1h]

PJ party. Ggggggrrrreeaaaaaat. Oops I dont wear them :o


Wee Wiily winkle for me then :D

[lonelylass]

Hi Guys n Gals,

I too, don't own any pj's but can bring my pet instead.:D

When and where's the get together then? Tart - get the Asti in.;)

LoLa

[val100]

You pack of easy low morals chancers get to marks and sparks right away and get yourselves some flannel pjs asap.

Nik1 the mouse stays in the house you hear, well at least until the first case of asti is drunk.
Lola you got to let the pet stay where it is,animals such as these can seriously inhibit the man of lesser stature. You get my drift????????

[tia1500]

Hi All
Looks start of xxx film
Pjs or not
Rabbits
Wine
and pets
i hope there is enough room for us all
:D:D:D

[val100]

WE can all bunk up together LOL

[val100]

Not yet but when she does you will hear about it.


Oh behave. we have been friends since we were 9 my mum asked me when we were 14 if I was a lesbian as she and I were inseprable, Unfortunatey No mum we aren't, if we were wow what a money spinner.
We are however the closest friends and it is fantastic i love her and nothing wil ever make us fall out we don't believe in it. She is happily married by the way to our camera man Joke he isn't our cameraman no that guy is dutch

[Alice Alice]

hmmm no sign of Darth anywhere???
maybe he is gathering his storm troops haha
bring it on Darthy haha

leave our Irish Girl alone

This thread is fun:)

[lonelylass]

To my friends, thank you all:-


There's Billyboy and Teacherman,
There's Micou, there's Val,
A better bunch of people you
could not have as pals.

Then there is Coffeebean, Mia and Alice,
To give us advice with no thought of malice,
Then there is Tia and lastly there's me,
A great bunch of people, we need a party.

So Tim bring the Asti and Billy the food,
Micou and Val, please don't be crude!
Coffeebean and Mia you bring dessert,
Alice and Tia make sure you are heard.

You've all been around,
When I hit rock bottom,
I apologise now,
If one's been forgotten.

Let's put on the music,
My choice is rock,
Let's party and party,
Until we all drop.

We've all been through heartbreak,
Our hearts cannot not bare,
Our thoughts and our feelings,
With you we can share.

So let's get together,
If virtually,
Forget all the sadness,
Let's all be happy.

Forget all the pain,
Forget all the s**t,
Be proud of ourselves,
We deserve it.:D LoLa x

[Alice Alice]

Lola that was so sweet
and heart felt!!!!!
we are the breakfast club (like the movie)

lets all get together even if its a long time from now
i guess i'm the only one that is so far

lets all meet in the azores

thanx Lola

[lonelylass]

When you're feeling lonely and down on your luck,
Unlike our partners, we do give a ***k,
So post all your problems, air all your views,
You are not alone, we've been in your shoes.

[val100]

I do not bat for both teams!!

although maybe I should i might have better luck


I am no poet more prose.

yeah darth did a runner

I really laughed bily boy, I swear I didn't start the crudeness lonelylass teacherman did.

I love this thread we are mad mad mad
Yes lets scrap may and pick somewhere hot and have a trip it will be the best carry on movie ever.

HI! COFFEEBEAN where have you been hiding?

[Alice Alice]

are we talking baseball ;)
poetry and prose that can work
crude jokes can be the funniest, i like the shock value :p

[teacherman]

Do you know I get blamed for everything!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Hi girls did you miss me????

Just got back from a trip to Wales - Forget your bunnies - You want to see some of the sheep down there (he he) Right little woolly Jumpers.

Me Crude?? Never

[teacherman]

If you like crude jokes try this one

FIVE KINDS OF SEX

The first is Smurf Sex.

This happens during the honeymoon; you both keep doing it until
you're blue in the face.

The second is Kitchen Sex.

This is at the beginning of the marriage; you'll have sex anywhere,
anytime. Hence, also in the kitchen.

The third kind is Bedroom Sex.

You've calmed down a bit, perhaps have kids, so you gotta do it in
the bedroom.

The fourth kind is Hallway Sex.

This is where you pass each other in the hallway and say, "**** you!"

There is also a fifth kind of sex: Courtroom Sex.

This is when you get divorced and your wife ****s you in front of
everyone in court.

[Alice Alice]

Hallway... has me cracking up!

[lonelylass]

Hi Alice,

Me too, like it Tart!

Val, where do you suggest (I don't have a passport don't forget) how's about Wales mid summer? LOL!:D The rain should cool us hotties down a bit so the lads don't get too scared!

LoLa x

[teacherman]

Hey Lola
Was in Wales yesterday - I was bloody roasting. Dont want you girls getting any hotter.

Think about it. Fresh air, Beautuful scenery, Lovely mountains and Sheep oh the wonderful Sheep. It will give the bunnies something to play with (He He)

[val100]

Get a passport if possible??

I don't know where but maybe we should.
I want a break and I could bring new man (phone number reinstated in my phone, big smile on my face this morning and no tim we are still behaving somewhat (giggle)) he could do with some support as he feels like he has been having hallway sex for the last year and his head is a small mess.
I am being gentle with him honestly (giggle),

Wales is lovely but it doesn't ring sun sea and sand and sandwiches does it????

[Alice Alice]

yessss sunny beaches!!!

[lonelylass]

Val,

You can never of been to Tenby then!! I have no money for a passport and have only been abroad once (honeymoon 1989)!!

Love this country and love the company of my dogs though would love to see Giants Causeway, that's a about as far as I'd go!!

Anyone watching Benidorm? It's hilarious.

Come on Gals, where are you all? Let's get the fun back into 2/1.

LoLa x

[Alice Alice]

yes we seem to be on a dry spell

i hope The Tart and BB are planing a sequel

who told you Val that your being too naughty?
people shouldn't listen in if they don't like what they hear
personally some stuff is a bit edgy for me but i know you guys and gals are good people who need to let it out.

i don't like being preachy so i will stop now
i love this thread and the others with all that flirty talk

[Alice Alice]

:D no nun outfits ...funny!!

[teacherman]

Sorry havent been around guys - Been really Busy (And thats with work before anyone asks).

O.K. Let put things into perspective. Nuns outfit - Even nuns have some dirty habits.
Whats wrong with Wales - I love Wales Its got some beautiful roads, Especially the M4 which brings you back into England.

Now for some real fun we could always go to Bournemouth and liven all the old folks up.
Zimmer frames or optional for you girls out there that cant keep up.

I could always bring my Superman costume, Although the S on the front still stands for STUDMAN (He He)

Timbo

[val100]

Wales is beautiful I just want the hot sand however if it cannot be done then I am ok with that. Lonelylass I will stand you your passport.
God it is so cold in Ireland I presume it is the same with you in Engerland.

No one spanked me on these threads just on Kyalan's thread. It is grand I will say it again it doesn't matter everybody has the right to their own opinions.

A spanking would be nice though I mean any thing to be honest would be nice. It would warm me up

[teacherman]

Trying to find a flight out of leeds bradford to Ireland even as we speak.
I am warming my hands up
God a woman that loves a good spanking (He He we are in trouble again)

Oh Joy Joy joy.

I like Hanky Panky nothing like a good Spanky
(Courtesy of Madonna - Wasnt she supposed to be a virgin or is my religion out somewhat)

[teacherman]

Charles Kennedy, David Cameron and Tony Blair all die in a train crash.

They are standing before God, seated on His throne.

God asks Kennedy: "What do you believe?"

Kennedy says: "I believe in the earth. I believe if we don't protect it, the whole earth will die."

God says: "I like that, come sit on my left. DavidCameron, what do you believe?"

Cameron says: "I believe in people. I believe the people should be empowered. I believe no one has the right to tell someone else what to do."

God says: "I like that, come sit on my right. OK Tony, what do you believe?"

Tony Blair says: "I believe you're sitting in my chair."

[val100]

OHHH MY GOD!!!!!
Billy BEHAVE, God maybe that is why I am cold??? knew I forgot something.

Teacherman We bloody well r in trouble (giggle giggle)

Alice got to admit Billy was tres bold this time even took me aback and that is hard to do.

Boys I am a lady with a bold side I would surprise ye with my padle

[teacherman]

Here you go folks how much of this is true????????:

I'M GLAD I'M A MAN
I'm glad I'm a man, you better believe.
I don't live off of yogurt, diet coke, or cottage cheese.
I don't bitch to my girlfriends about the size of my breasts.
I can get where I want to - north, south, east or west.

I don't get wasted after only 2 beers,
and when I do drink I don't end up in tears.
I won't spend hours deciding what to wear.
I spend 5 minutes max fixing my hair.

And I don't go around checking my reflection
in everything shiny from every direction.
I don't whine in public and make us leave early, and
when you ask why get all bitter and surly.

I'm glad I'm a man, I'm so glad I could sing.
I don't have to sit around waiting for that ring.
I don't gossip about friends or stab them in the back.
I don't carry our differences into the sack.

I'll never go psycho and threaten to kill you
or think every guy out there's trying to steal you.
I'm rational, reasonable, and logical too.
I know what the time is and I know what to do.

And I honestly think its a privilege for me
to have these two balls and stand when I pee.
I live to watch sports and play all sorts of ball.
It's more fun than dealing with women after all.
I won't cry if you say it's not going to work.
I won't remain bitter and call you a jerk.

Feel free to use me for immediate pleasure.
I won't assume it's permanent by any measure.

Yes, I'm so very glad I'm a man, you see.
I'm glad I'm not capable of child delivery.
I don't get all bitchy every 28 days.
I'm glad that my gender gets me a much bigger raise.
I'm a man by chance and I'm thankful it's true.
I'm so glad I'm a man and not a woman like you!

I'M GLAD I'M A WOMAN
I'm glad I'm a woman, yes I am, yes I am.
I don't live off of Budweiser, Beer Nuts and Spam.
I don't brag to my buddies about my erections.
I won't drive to Hell before I ask for directions.

I don't get wasted at parties, and act like a clown.
And I know how to put that damned toilet seat down!
I won't grab your hooters, I won't pinch your butt.
My belt buckle's not hidden beneath my beer gut.

And I don't go around "readjusting" my crotch,
or yell like Tarzan when my headboard gets a notch.
I don't belch in public, I don't scratch my behind.
I'm a woman you see-I'm just not that kind!

I'm glad I'm a woman, I'm so glad I could sing.
I don't have body hair like shag carpeting.
It doesn't grow from my ears or cover my back.
When I lean over you can't see 3 inches of crack.
And what's on my head doesn't leave with my comb.
I'll never buy a toupee to cover my dome.

Or have a few hairs pulled from over the side.
I'm a woman, you know-I've got far too much pride!
And I honestly think its a privilege for me,
to have these two boobs and sit down when I pee.
I don't live to play golf and shoot basketball.
I don't swagger and spit like a Neanderthal.

I won't tell you my wife just does not understand,
or stick my hand in my pocket to hide that gold band.
Or tell you a story to make you sigh and weep,
then screw you, roll over and fall sound asleep!
Yes, I'm so very glad I'm a woman, you see.
Forget all about that old penis envy.

I don't long for male bonding, I don't cruise for chicks.
Join the Hair Club For Men, or think with my dick.
I'm a woman by chance and I'm thankful, it's true.
I'm so glad I'm a woman and not a man like you!

[Alice Alice]

good thing i'm not a nun hahahaha

about being judgemental ...not good in every level only God can judge
this doesnt mean we can get slack with our good habits...oh oh preachy..enough said

i have a very good friend who was judged by the colour of her skin and it really had made her a different kind of person ,,,her and i are so different in the way we view things in almost all aspects of life...but i love her dearly.

about that paddle Val...mine is a velvet one so pretty BUTT it can do the deed.:eek: i think The Tart and BBB need to get their mouths washed out HAHAHAHAHA

it so good to have The Man and The Boy back

hmmmm Velvet Val

[val100]

Velvet val Yes I like.

I am I must admit a tad taken aback by billy rather cheeky reply but hey I am not easily offended so we will forgive him for getting carried away.
Or we could just find a suitable punishment

Sorry guys truth be told no interest in spanking, I have way more imagination for that?????

[lonelylass]

Ah,

This explains all, we have rabbits, BB and the tart have monkeys, hence the spanking.:D

Soryy Guys, not up to much, feeling exhausted last couple of days. V.tired.

LoLa x

[Alice Alice]

Haha thats funny!

[Alice Alice]

haha that's funny too !!

Today has been a AAAHHHHHHHHRRRGGGHHH kind of day (i know wrong thread)

[val100]

Whats up alice,
we are all going down hill me thinketh. I am warding off my demons.
Ran down a really steep hill lastnight with my dog last time I ran down said hill I was 10 and for a moment I was 10 again. It was fantastic but this morning my kids had put a picture of their dad on my headboard and I slipped back into Hummmmphhhhh mode.
My daughters put pictures of their dad everywhere, Open the fridge he is there etc

[Alice Alice]

Well some days i get to the point that i have had enough...i asked him how important sex is in a relationship he said 8 out of 10...??? ...that's a high # for a man who hasn't had sex with his wife since August 29th 2005.

We were going to look for a church this weekend but he was asked by a friend ti do some weekend work so that has put a stick in the spokes of the wheel i thought was moving toward improvement....and i'm a bit hormonal feeling burnt out

[lonelylass]

Hi Guys,

Come on you lot, cheer up, sad song lyrics? Holy Fackatia!

Billy, been over doing it (no, not that)! need a break me thinks before I end up back in hospital!

Crikey I thought me and my H were bad prior to our split at once a month, just goes to show you don't realiise what goes on behind closed doors eh? At least you can air it on here, but just goes to show how we all differ and that sex isn't everything, but clearly helps.

LoLa x

[Alice Alice]

Yes i will be going to church with the baby...not the church i was planing on but it will still be the words from the Bible

Billy i understand where your coming from i have come to realize people will make something beautiful and turn it into something scary...example with vicious dogs such as pit bulls or rottweilers or what ever breed that comes with a label that puts someones guard up when they are seen in public,,,,we all know its not the breed its the owner's bad deed that builds this reputation for these poor dogs.

if you have a place for God in your life it will be in your heart making him your own ...Jesus said God is within us all,,,

Lola my dear you better believe it 3 years of nothing
good thing there are pigs out there doing their embarrassing cat calls out of their car windows
if it weren't for them i would forget i'm not so bad after all.

[Alice Alice]

BBB
what would the guys be jealous of?
Cat calls and pigs haha never thought of the 2 making no sense.
,,,,r u calling Mrs BBB a sow that meows??

ok know i'm curious whats going on with her?

i'm off to church 2morrow...i'm a bit nervous

[val100]

Billy boy walk slowly away from the light and try staying on one tangent.

How are you? apart from the seathing anger that is very obvious everytime you mention your wife.

I however am in great form Friend was over last night we had such a laugh, she brought her husband (he is a genius with the video camera).
Unfortunately she heads off on Wednesday so tonight we really have to mark it, don't know when I will see her again it is a bummer.
She looks fab billy (phwoarrrrr!!)

[Alice Alice]

What kind of tea should i start drinking?...whats the best earl grey?

church was nice i really liked it i had mixed feelings but in overall it was good

i grew up going to church every Sunday so it felt like i was back to my roots.

BBB your always a pleasure to talk to, your humour is a gift...i have thought of being a comedian (when i was in the Sahara) big hugsxxxxx

Val big hugsxxxxx to you as well

[val100]

Earl grey is yum.

Don't encourage bbb please alice he can be tres bold.

Where is timtartman, Did he have to be taken out of the hotel on a stretcher?
Fused at the hip to his ladyfriend?
Dear oh Dear you oldies LOL

[Alice Alice]

I had such a great time in Bible class its going to make my wednesdays everyone was so much fun there were older ladies who made cookies (like my Granny would) it felt like a family and there were kids there too it was just what i needed

Val and BBB i just have to say the tea was a fruity red kind...hahaha i thought that was a no no. i'm bringing the earl gray next week.

where is tart-man i have the tea steeping

[Alice Alice]

http://www.crayoncastles.com/i/Waverly/Alice_in_Wonderland_Tea_Party_5814880.JPG
BBB its too late i got the Earl Gray and its the Organic kind a bit $ but it is yum, my usual is Orange Pekoe (sp) my mom would have red rose and i do like the tetley brand better, lemon zinger is good too
i bought a fennel tea and its so bad its been in the cupboard for 2 1/2 years i was looking at it i feel bad to throw it out but its not for me and giving it away might be a bad idea unless i know for certain someone likes it...oh i'm chit chatty ...sip sip...so hows things with you, have you herd from TM, i think he threw off his hip doing some yoga...sip sip

[teacherman]

Fear not girls - The Tartman is still alive.

Sorry but not been around much this week, Got to say I have had the busiest week I have ever had. (All working before you ask)

Yes I had an excellent weekend and yes things are still really great. Tired and contented but more about that later when I have had chance to catch up with whats been going on.

Did you all miss me???????

Tim

[lonelylass]

Hey Tart!!

How's it goin? Missed you you beer bellied hunk of love!:D

Did she like the locket?

LoLa x

[teacherman]

Hi lola
Things going realy well. The locket went down perfect. I did get worried when she burst into tears but they were tears of happiness. Never actually done anything before thats made a woman cry quite a shock really

We had an excellent time over the weekend things couldnt have been better. Talked a lot about our futures and where we seem to be heading (Deep Deep discussions) but i am not in the slightest bit worried and looking forward to the next few months.

Got to tell you the beer bellies slowly going, I now have the makings of a 4 pack, gonna take some time to work up to a six pack, mind you if i keep getting all this excersise it wont take as long as i think (he he)

Tim xx

[lonelylass]

Hi Tart,

Great news, sounds like she was really touched, that's wonderful! So pleased it's going well for you, I have an 'almost blind date' tomorrow night, ie my new neighbour is getting me round to meet her single, 40yr old male friend!! OMG! She says I need a man!! HA HA!!:D Bless her, they really cheer me up, like a breath of fresh air and only next door, not far to stagger home.

Hope you have restful plans for the weekend, watch the ole ticka!!:D

LoLa x

[Alice Alice]

Micou this is for you

sip sip ..Lola!! TT!! so good to see you here
TT curb the details i have virgin ears hahaha
Lola this 40 guy whats his name (make one up if need be) Mr Lola sounds a bit odd
come join our tea party ...now where is BBB i think he went to get more sugar
Val hows the Irish charmer? Tia, Micou have some tea kick back your feet (is that a proper thing to do while having tea?) Coffeebean you can have the pretty pink cup and Mia tell us about that car mechanic sip sip...

[val100]

Sod the love locket tart man I would say she prefered the love rocket, Wow if it brought tears to her eyes.:eek:

Well ladies and Gents I am grinning from ear to ear and not like tartman:D.
I had the most indullgent day yesterday.
I went to the spa oh my GAAAAAAAAADDDDD! got hair cut number one fresh as a daisy now BB;)
Went and had tea with my first love we had a lovely laugh together (we are the best of friends thats all) :rolleyes:
Went and got a whole new look from hairdresser number 2 and wow even if I do say so myself I look Hot!!:cool:
Changed the colour and style, It must be good because my sister is a crap liar and she says I look fab, even her teenage boys were like Val you look um. They are teens and don't say much.
I bought a new Guna (irish for dress) it is very colourful and very small, if I ate a peanut wearing it you would know:o.
I am tres excited. It is the new me:D.
My sister said when she saw my hair " oh my god you look so young"
HAHA:p Thats what I needed because people I have succumbed to the boy in a mans body:rolleyes:
How can I not he is texting me constantly, he makes me laugh and oh so very verty bold;)
Now relax bold in the nicest way everyday without fail he texts and we just chat away about rubbish really. We are both busy next weekend but have agreed that we will see each other.
Even if we don't and I mean this what a ego boost.
Lola blind date oooooooh tell us everything you hear. about time us girls gave Tt a run for his money.
BB we need a new forum to encourage you you bad boy. Big bad boy billy :p

[lonelylass]

We neeed a virtual party on msn, I am chatting to Alice right now, it's 2am there and 10 am here, any ideas as to when? Who would be willing to join, I think it would be great putting names to faces etc.

[val100]

tell us how we do it and then lets party all night

[Alice Alice]

LOL Val i look like a raccoon i should be in bed

[val100]

Raccoon's are lovely. Except stop rumaging in the bin.
Love the way you hold things in your paws.

Hey isn't the drought over ? Get to bed Nympho.

Please god the drought is over ??????

[teacherman]

O.K. Val - Got to know - What has happened to you over the last couple of days. You seem like a changed Woman. You sound full of the joys of spring and all that stuff.

I have my suspicions cos I was in that place recently and still am. Do I sense something about to erupt.

Is Mount Vesuvious about to go off with a bang. Is the desert about to be flooded?

Remember the words of the wise man - To much, to soon is not good for you - But it sure puts a smile on your face.

Yes your right, she cried, wasnt the gift, well maybe it was but I prefer to think it was all the attention I gave her (Use you imagination)

The Earth is moving "OH MY GOD" "YES YES YES"

he he

Tim the tart - Yes still a tart and proud of it.

P.S. Think we need photos of this new look so we can check out the haircut!!!!!!!!!!

[val100]

yeah maybe we should all put our pictures up on and email and say Hi.

Rough week with H I went down hill really thought My head would explode with all the abuse.
I looked really old and felt crap so I bought the most colourful dress that cheered me up. Then went to the spa really relaxed and let it flow away, Drove to old house dropped the kids and went to the hairdresser and said do whatever so new colour, new style and it works really works I just felt fantastic. The boy in a mans body is still activily pursuing and we seem to be getting on (still very caught up in the age thing). It is all exciting and new and gives me hope.
Maybe i will with the boy ?????
I won't tell like you though!!!!

[lonelylass]

Val,

Must be a great confidence booster after all you've been through to be persued by a younger man!! Good on you.

As for the virtual party, well we are 8hrs ahead of Alice so I would think 9-10pm our time, being 1-2pm her time, but we need to organise a day and obviously how to get email addresses exchanged, both me and Alice have Micou, and coffeebeans, but no-one elses. I think it'd be a laugh.

LoLa x

[val100]

Lapping it up billy but I am completely minding myself.
This heart ain't for breaking.

Thanks though billy it is nice to know you are looking out for me.

Such great friends here.

[val100]

Not when it comes to H no

I am way to hurt and guarded to be honest.
Just padling in the pond no diving in.
24yr old is sweet but I am very aware of the fact that no 24 yr old wants a 34 year old with 4 kids.
I laughed my socks off with him last evening but I don't want or need anything more right now.
I am a softy but I am also very sensible. Self preservation is my motto.

[Alice Alice]

lets get all together then for laughs...ok Val lets see your new hair ,,,,i need a hair cut too.
Have fun with the Irish man, its good to have people who care for you meaning BBB. We all care for each other around here...I'm on a thread right now on another sight that has everyone all hot and bothered then the mood changes to all nicey nicey its a roller coaster i feel like I'm safe here with all caring people who don't want to rip each other apart.

[lonelylass]

I agree Alice, but it would be great to get us all on msn, chatting live and real time!

Question is when?

[Alice Alice]

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=eqjXBcTSTxo&feature=related

[Alice Alice]

I'm giggling :D

[Micou]

Hi Guys, did I miss the virtual party? I haven't been around much recently - moan, whinge, complain, oh woe is me! Did I miss it? When was it? When is the next one? Oh boo hoo hoo!!!!:(

[lonelylass]

Hi Micou,

Not sorted one out yet, any ideas when? What about Friday nite?

LoLa x

[Alice Alice]

friday night then?

[Darth Vader]

How about you tell us ladies abit about yourself as you seem to lurk in the darkness (no not dark side) plus on your profile we can't see when you were last active on the site.

Why do I feel nervous about you??? Why do I feel you know more than you are letting on?

Tell us your story plse


WOW! There's been a whole convention going on around here for me?
Who knew? When and how did all of this start?:confused:

Anyway, yes it's been quite a while since I last dropped in, as you all probably know, ruling and conquering Galaxies is no small or easy task/s. Of course there are public appearances and other such activities that must be attended to. Including making a cameo appearance in the NEW upcoming video game, I think if I recall it accurately it's called Soul Caliber 4, or something like that, I had to appear there so they could accurately confirm that they had all my best sides and saber welding tactics down. However, I really don't know too much about the game itself. Best part is, I'm in it!:p:cool: Anyway, head over to PS3.com and check out the new game releases, watch the vids, look at the screenshots, etc.:cool:

But, enough about that stuff, onto business.:cool:

How about you tell us ladies abit about yourself as you seem to lurk in the darkness (no not dark side) plus on your profile we can't see when you were last active on the site.

Well, let's see, I'm Tall, Dark, Very Handsome. I like the color Black, shiny Black is even better!

I'm from Tatooine, my home planet.

My Interests: I like Light Saber Fighting, using the Force, and Obnoxiously breathing loudly into phones!:p Right about now people are laughing themselves silly at that last one!:p:rolleyes:

My Job: Obviously it's Ruling the Galaxy!:cool::D


Foods I like: Pizza, Lasagne, Chinese, a Burger now and then, and Doritos.

Drinks: Coffee(served many different ways) a soda sometimes(However, I have to becareful of the fizz gunking up the mask), I also like that new Smartwater(it's good after Saber Fights).:cool:

You can't see when I was last on...? That's the way I like it! I like to keep things under wraps as people would say! I'm in control!:cool:

Why do I feel nervous about you???

That's understandable to feel nervous, because when I walk into a room where an enemy is, I have an attitude that they were DEAD when I entered the room!;):cool: Either that, or it's my new cologne.:cool:

Why do I feel you know more than you are letting on?

You never know, I may not!;) I learn things just like everone else does.:cool:

Is there anything else? Any questions? I never know when I'm going to be back, so many Galaxies to run to and fro. Until then, Vader Out!:cool:

[val100]

feck off ;):p:D !!!

[spiderman]

Vader you are a cnut......Spidy can out gun you anytime + I look better in my skin tight suit ;-)

Cod piece not reqd ;-)

[Darth Vader]

Vader you are a cnut......Spidy can out gun you anytime + I look better in my skin tight suit ;-)

Cod piece not reqd ;-)


Mine's BIGGER!;):p

So, what is this? A bash Darth Vader fest?

[Darth Vader]

feck off ;):p:D !!!


Why!? You invited me!:cool:

[val100]

Why would you post a notification from jon on the other forum?
You are suggesting something inappropriate. I had asked if anybody in london would meet up as a lot of us have become close.
I didn't make any plans and Micou and I had to leave it as I didn't want her taking time off. That notification was of the utmost sincerity and also with absolute honesty and innocents with no agenda.
I resent you quoted His words to me on another forum.
I think as before I was right to be uncomfortable with you D V.

Spiddy you rock!!!