Best Man's speech - HELP!!!

[JohnnyPacket]

I'm giving a best man's speech this weekend, however I need a bit of assistance with the part where the best man thanks the bridesmaids etc (Doing that bit too on behalf of the groom!!!).

The groom is a complete car fanatic and I want to 'thank' the bridesmaids in the style of a complete car freak! Can anyone assist on this one?????

Thanks in anticipation.

[Kate]

If they have a good sense of humour, you could compliment them on their gleaming paint work and good performance never letting the bride down. Use a few puns, with care(!). Rolls Royce of bridesmaids, or something of the sort.

Kate

[Jake Blues]

If you wanted to be a little raunchy you could follow this up with something about servicing... perhaps not...

[icedlavander]

just a piece of advice though.. don't ever get drunk before the speech.. heard a lot of horrible stories about drunk best man doing this speech.


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